my life be like ooooaa oooooaa

so.

a few things:

1. i really love that show called the buried life. if i could, i would be just like them. who doesn't want to do things that they always wanted to do in life?

2. my kids are apparently starting to like me a lot more. lets update you on some scenarios shall we?


so. i dont really remember wednesday or thursday, but i will tell you some funny stories from friday and today.


wait, are you wondering why im not talking about yesterday...
no worries. i dont have a time turner like hermione in harry potter. even though that would be freaking SWEET.

...jealous.

what was i talking about? ok. friday.

so, as i have been saying. i think my kids like me a lot better.
HOWEVER, as i was walking to my car after a long day of teaching, one of my kids yells out, "now don't get too wasted tonight miisss"

my.jaw.dropped. have you ever seen those cartoons where the jaw drops to the floor? thats what happened to mine

and what was my response?

"i'm a lady."

...how is that a response at all?
did i deny anything at all?
no.

can you say fail?

lets just say my face got bright red (im talking tomato here) and i walked to my car in shame.


toooooday was pretty good.

however, eighth period came around.

so all my teachers do this thing where they say " clap twice if you can hear me" and everyone shuts up and claps twice and all is good in the world.

lets put ourselves in that situation shall we?

the class is gettin crunk, and everyone is way too loud.
i try and combat it with the phrase " clap twice if you can hear me"

oh. and here is the kicker.

one girl claps. ONCE. and looks around, realizes that noone else is clapping and stops.

can you say fail?

i swear i could hear crickets. oh what has become of my life.

i cant even get my kids to clap.